How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes" Quotes
Ted: We built Chip City... We built Chip City on all your dough!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Barney: Ted, when they serve alcohol at a strip club, you're not allowed to show your vagina.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with...
Ted: Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.
Barney: I'm your two best friends!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Yes! Tonight is gonna be Legen... wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut Up Lily I'm in charge now... Dary!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: It's like when they canceled Party Of Five for the second time. I mean when they canceled, sports.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: Hey guys where are Marshall and Lily?
Robin: Something terrible happened.
Kevin: Are they ok? Are they in the hospital?
Barney: No, somewhere much, much worse...
Marshall: Long Island!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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