How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ" Quotes

Barney: Oh no! Fluffernutter peed all over my pants!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mr. Scherbatsky: This is Barney? This man is blonde. Grown men are not blonde.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mr. Scherbatsky: You really should respond to my friend request. I post a lot of great stuff. You familiar with memes? There's a cat that says, "I can has cheeseburger?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Lily! I'm eating chili. I'm eating chili Lily!
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 4
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