How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving" Quotes
Robin: I think the smaller turkey just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: You sent a wang out and got a wang back.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Zoey: Barney was here? I was walking around half naked.
Barney: Aw Man! Wait which half?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: You're all the Blitz! I slept with that cute Indian girl that cuts my hair.
Robin: What does that have to do with anything?
Barney: Nothing I just forgot to brag about it before!
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Ted: Who canceled, your coven?
Steve: Coven, group of witches, boom!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: Robin! Robin! I will pay you to be the Blitz. A hundred dollars, no! Ten thousand dollars, no! Sixty bucks. What's a lot of money to someone like you?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Lily: It's a booma-wang.
Robin: Nice,
Lily: Thanks.
Robin: No I meant the wang.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
