How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 2: "Cleaning House" Quotes
James: When is the last time you saw a diaper poking out of a Dolce and Gabbana suit?
Marshall: Tuesday at work, some of the senior partners are really getting up there.
Someone order something tall dark and awesome.
James Stinson
You guys are adorable. You honestly believe that I, Barney Stinson, can't talk you into this? I got the queen to give me a fist bump.
Barney
The comfort of home is pretty much ruined when someone turns your-old room into what I'm pretty sure is a tantric sex temple. All the bamboo, pot smoke and 60's music, it's like my old G.I. Joes are frozen in some weird Vietnam flashback.
Ted
Guys, I know you count the minutes until you can escape from your hum drum lives by hearing how awesome mine is.
Barney
So this chick and I are going at it behind the Central Park Zoo, the bonobo chimps are giving us a standing O and just when I'm about to give her the same thing - what up?
Barney
