Lily: Marshall, your insurance doesn't kick in till tomorrow.
Marshall: Yeah well you know what? Life kicks in right now!

Hey, it's been no picnic for me either. You don't even do the voices.

Marshall

I'm going to like the way I look. I guarantee it.

Barney

You may knot, with a K. A little tie pun.

Marshall

Nobody wakes up and says "today I'm going to star in a YouTube video!"

Marshall

You know what they call this in the Couv? BBQ weather!

Robin

How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 9 Quotes

Nobody wakes up and says "today I'm going to star in a YouTube video!"

Marshall

You know what they call this in the Couv? BBQ weather!

Robin