How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted" Quotes
Lily: Marshall, your insurance doesn't kick in till tomorrow.
Marshall: Yeah well you know what? Life kicks in right now!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Hey, it's been no picnic for me either. You don't even do the voices.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I'm going to like the way I look. I guarantee it.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Marshall: You may knot, with a K. A little tie pun.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Nobody wakes up and says "today I'm going to star in a YouTube video!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: You know what they call this in the Couv? BBQ weather!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6