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Ooh girlfriend troubles, I wish I could help you but my totally awesome wife just bought me a lap dance with her body double. If you need me I'll be getting grinded like some pepper in the champagne roomMarshall [to Barney]
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Barney: I don't come here that often
Waitress: Hey Barney, here's your usual and I'll send you your other usual when she's done stretching
Barney: Thank you kindly, stranger
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Jen: We're going to die alone aren't we?
Ted: Well, you'll have your cats
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Barney: Guess who got four tickets to the the origins of chewbaca exhibit?
Barney: No, I said who
Lily: I heard you
Robin: Isn't it a little early in our relationship to be doing things that would end our relationship?
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