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Ooh girlfriend troubles, I wish I could help you but my totally awesome wife just bought me a lap dance with her body double. If you need me I'll be getting grinded like some pepper in the champagne room

Marshall [to Barney]

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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Barney: Guess who got four tickets to the the origins of chewbaca exhibit?
Lily: Why?
Barney: No, I said who
Lily: I heard you
Robin: Isn't it a little early in our relationship to be doing things that would end our relationship?

Jen: We're going to die alone aren't we?
Ted: Well, you'll have your cats

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