Barney [about Canadian $5 bill]: There's kids playing hockey on the back. It's like you want us to make fun of you!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Barney: Canada's not so bad. If they play their cards right they may even become a state one day
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Barney: ...to prove you are as American as apple pie and the childhood obesity it leads to...
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Robin: How do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?
Barney: It's Canada. Question one, do you want to be Canadian? Question two, really?
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Ted [about him and Marshall]: We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in water bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe
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