How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship" Quotes
Barney [about Canadian $5 bill]: There's kids playing hockey on the back. It's like you want us to make fun of you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Canada's not so bad. If they play their cards right they may even become a state one day
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: ...to prove you are as American as apple pie and the childhood obesity it leads to...
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Robin: How do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?
Barney: It's Canada. Question one, do you want to be Canadian? Question two, really?
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Ted [about him and Marshall]: We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in water bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
