...to prove you are as American as apple pie and the childhood o...

...to prove you are as American as apple pie and the childhood obesity it leads to...

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 5: "Duel Citizenship"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes

Robin: How do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?
Barney: It's Canada. Question one, do you want to be Canadian? Question two, really?

We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in water bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe

Ted [about him and Marshall]

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