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He is the manager of the Paramus Waldorf. You come to Paramus, we will hook you up!

Marshall

All hail Beercules!

Marshall

Marshall: Excuse me miss, when you get the chance can you bring me 100 shots of tequila please?
Barney: I'll have the same

Ted: Wayne had no manners. Wayne, manners, Wayne Manor. Home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman. Mentor to dick Grayson his orphan ward who, at night, would don the colorful vestments of The Boy Wonder, A.K.A. Robin!
Robin: Holy long walk for a short drink of water Ted!

Please help me off the couch so I can storm out!

Lily

It's 2012! What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent while you're reading a newspaper at a book store?

Barney

Barney: How's the single life?
Ted: I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.
Barney: Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty nine?

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How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 22 Quotes

It's 2012! What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent while you're reading a newspaper at a book store?

Barney

Barney: How's the single life?
Ted: I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.
Barney: Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty nine?

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