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How-i-met-your-mother

These hips? They're not Eriksen baby compliant.

Inspector

On the plus side, he probably killed some roaches on impact.

Robin

We all have to live with the mistakes we make, but how often do you get to bash the living hell out of them!?

Lily

[to Ted] Your mom and I got to second base.

Barney

Barney: She's a cougar, Ted!
Robin: I thought you said you can't be a cougar if you're over 50.
Barney: She's a Mellencamp.

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