How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers" Quotes (Page 2)

Robin: On the plus side, he probably killed some roaches on impact.
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Lily: We all have to live with the mistakes we make, but how often do you get to bash the living hell out of them!?
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Barney: [to Ted] Your mom and I got to second base.
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Barney: She's a cougar, Ted!
Robin: I thought you said you can't be a cougar if you're over 50.
Barney: She's a Mellencamp.
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