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Marshall: Why does he keep doing this? He meets them. He likes them way too much. He goes way too big too soon. He ends up blowing it. I can't take this any more. He's fallen in love so many times now.
Lily: Not like this. This is different.

The three day rule is a childish, manipulative mind game. But yeah, you wait three days.

Lily

Marshall: A certain delicate flower cried all night in the shower.
Lily: And I was pretty bummed too.

Just be cool, Lady. Damn.

Ted

It helped but that was really creepy. I don't want to see you for a while.

Lily

It's been a major pleasure, Major Pleasure.

Ted

Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl. Well, check it. I got her.

Barney
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