How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota" Quotes

Ted: There aren't any black people in Minnesota?
Marshall: Not if Prince is on tour
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0
Barney [spins around on chair]: Why, hello, I've been waiting for you.
Ted: Wait a second, that's not our chair. Did you bring that chair yourself?
Barney: I needed one that swivels
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: I'm proud to be Canadian. We may not have a fancy NFL team, or Prince, but we invented Trivial Pursuit—you're welcome, Earth. Plus, in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club and order alcohol. That's right. From Moose Jaw to the Bay of Fundy, you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner while watching some coal miner's daughter strip down to her pelt. Jealous?
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 3
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