I'm proud to be Canadian. We may not have a fancy NFL team, or Prince, but we invented Trivial Pursuitâ€”you're welcome, Earth. Plus, in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club and order alcohol. That's right. From Moose Jaw to the Bay of Fundy, you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner while watching some coal miner's daughter strip down to her pelt. Jealous?