How I Met Your Mother

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Lily Pad? We're having a boy!

Marshall

While this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, it's actually Helvetica Bold. I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.

Ted

Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there!

Barney

Lily: Yellow like the son.
Marshall: Or daughter, ooh pun snuggle.

Robin: The bitch is hiding something!
Barney: Totally hiding something!

They had Cookies N Cream and what you were saying about women who feel they have to starve themselves makes so much sense--Hoo hot dogs! Score!

Mia

Happy Birthday Son!

Robin's Dad

Thanks Canada!

Barney
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