How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History" Quotes
Marshall: Lily Pad? We're having a boy!
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: While this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, it's actually Helvetica Bold. I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Yellow like the son.
Marshall: Or daughter, ooh pun snuggle.
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Robin: The bitch is hiding something!
Barney: Totally hiding something!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Mia: They had Cookies N Cream and what you were saying about women who feel they have to starve themselves makes so much sense--Hoo hot dogs! Score!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin's Dad: Happy Birthday Son!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Thanks Canada!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
