Red: Victoria keeps tampons at my apartment.
Robin: Damn it!

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• Added: October 08, 2012

Kids, when you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly.

Ted

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• Added: October 08, 2012

Robin, I spent seven grand on merch. This is happening.

Barney

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• Added: October 08, 2012

Sorry about your eye. I'm available.

Barney

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• Added: October 08, 2012

That can never happen again.

Barney

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• Added: October 08, 2012

That blonde at the bar looks as loose as my molars.

Barney

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• Added: October 08, 2012

Does anyone have six 9-volt batteries?

Marshall

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• Added: October 08, 2012