How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Nannies" Quotes

Red: Victoria keeps tampons at my apartment.
Robin: Damn it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Kids, when you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Robin, I spent seven grand on merch. This is happening.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Sorry about your eye. I'm available.
 • Rating: Unrated
Barney: That can never happen again.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: That blonde at the bar looks as loose as my molars.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Does anyone have six 9-volt batteries?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 7
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