How I Met Your Mother "Natural History" Quotes
Ted: You look gross when you cry. You know that?
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Ted: Oh my God, you have a monocle! Is this real? Is this really happening? Good luck killing James Bond.
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Ted: If I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on Fifth Ave are closed.
Zoey: You're going down.
Ted: Down where? To the yacht club? I'd love to, but wait I'm half Jewish, is that going to be a problem?
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Zoey: Ted, this is my husband.
Ted: So Captain how did you get that name?
The Captain: I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his real name.
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Robin: You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Barney: I live for the dance
Robin: Get your other hand, off my ass.
Barney: Sorry, sorry.
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Robin: I didn't realize you were small potatoes, and to be clear I am referring to your testicles.
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Barney: So, naturally I snapped the rip off of a triceratops, bloppidy bloppidy blue, I knocked down the whale.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
