Oh my God, you have a monocle! Is this real? Is this really happening? Good luck killing James Bond.

Ted

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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 8 Quotes

Zoey: Ted, this is my husband.
Ted: So Captain how did you get that name?
The Captain: I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his real name.

I didn't realize you were small potatoes, and to be clear I am referring to your testicles.

Robin