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Lily: For Ted's sake I hate to say this but, pay up.
Marshall: Not yet.

Ted: Barney that was my VCR.
Barney: Ted, it was a VCR!

Ted: Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?
Barney: Thanks, now lets watch our two best friends have sex on tape!

To the outdated viewing device!

Barney

Marshall: I gotta say that making money off this bet just makes me feel...
Lily: More alive than you've felt in years?
Marshall: Yes!
Lily: New hobby!
Marshall: We need a checks box, some glitter and some glue!

Not like this Lily, not like this.

Marshall

Do you think that if we did it...and I did a really good job...that I could turn that into my baby?

Barney

Oh God I am so hungover! Oh God, Lily's not wearing a bra!

Barney
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How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 17 Quotes

Do you think that if we did it...and I did a really good job...that I could turn that into my baby?

Barney

Oh God I am so hungover! Oh God, Lily's not wearing a bra!

Barney
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