How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey" Quotes
Ted: What kind of name is Zoë? What is that short for Zoseph?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops!
Marshall: Ted's a son of a bitch!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Zoë: Hey, I was in the neighborhood and I thought I'd take you up on that beer you're about to offer me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: It was actually pretty noble of him. He fell on his sword, so that she could fall on mine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: That family tree of yours has a couple of pretty big coconuts. We had a pretty good time last night and then just hand stuff in the morning so.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: I'd say hump her brains out, but somebody obviously already has.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Honey: I just had a great TV audition, behind the KFC where the producer works on the weekends. Long story short, I'm going to be on LOST.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7