How I Met Your Mother

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Barney: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.
Lily: You and me.
Barney: Don't make me laugh Lily. You want to hit this so hard.

Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?

The Mother

And the only survivor was me, because I was upstairs banging Ted's mom. What? Get that blonde girl's phone number? Challenge accepted!

Barney
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How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 9 Quotes

And the only survivor was me, because I was upstairs banging Ted's mom. What? Get that blonde girl's phone number? Challenge accepted!

Barney

Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?

The Mother