How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck" Quotes
Ted: Being single sucks - turns you into a crazy person.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: This phone is cursed - cursed I tell you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Don: It's called the 'naked man' - I read it about on some guy's blog.
• Rating: Unrated
Robin: I hate him - I just want to attack him, rip his clothes off, and spank his little bottom until it turns red - Shut up!
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: Isn't there always a hotter girl?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Permission to say 'Lawyered?'
Marshall: Granted.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Barney: Magic phone guys - magic phone.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver because for the next week I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women and I don't want to take the subway because, you know - germs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Dibs on his wings.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater. Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10