How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15: "Rabbit or Duck" Quotes
Being single sucks - turns you into a crazy person.
Ted
This phone is cursed - cursed I tell you.
Barney
It's called the 'naked man' - I read it about on some guy's blog.
Don
I hate him - I just want to attack him, rip his clothes off, and spank his little bottom until it turns red - Shut up!
Robin
Isn't there always a hotter girl?
Lily
Ted: Permission to say 'Lawyered?'
Marshall: Granted.
Magic phone guys - magic phone.
Barney
I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver because for the next week I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women and I don't want to take the subway because, you know - germs.
Barney
Dibs on his wings.
Robin
Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater. Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me.
Barney