How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt" Quotes (Page 2)
Barney: Oh, search your soul, Robin. You and I both know this wasn't about the money. Sure, Metro News 1 pays you jack. And, hey, a little green salad on the side is good for you, me and Mr. McGee.
Lily: Seriously, who talks like that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Hey, is it cold in here? 'Cause I can kinda see Robin's nickels
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Robin: So, next time you're passing City Hall, make sure and stop by New York's oldest hot dog cart. Today a delicious hot dog will cost you $2.50, but back when the stand first opened in 1955, you could get one for only a nipple. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News 1
• Rating: Unrated
Robin: So I'm not gonna jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's 100. Step into my web
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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