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Ted tries to rekindle a past relationship but quickly discovers why it didn't work the first time.

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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Robin: So I'm not gonna jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's 100. Step into my web

Barney: There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants

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