How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up" Quotes
Barney: I need you to proxy bang this girl for me. Be my stand in and put your gland in.
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Barney: My body is detoxing after years of one night stands. They don't make gum or a patch for this Ted, but hey, billion dollar idea alert.
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Lily: Barney you don't start with the I got caught cheating diamond. You give yourself room to grow.
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Total Quotes: 3