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How-i-met-your-mother

I need you to proxy bang this girl for me. Be my stand in and put your gland in.

Barney

My body is detoxing after years of one night stands. They don't make gum or a patch for this Ted, but hey, billion dollar idea alert.

Barney

Barney you don't start with the I got caught cheating diamond. You give yourself room to grow.

Lily
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