Ted is dating a MUCH younger woman on this How I Met Your Mother episode. Watch the official promo now for a look at Ashley Benson.
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Ted tells the How I Met Your Mother gang about his life-saving ways in this clip from "Ring Up." But they are focused on something else.
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How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 Quotes

Barney you don't start with the I got caught cheating diamond. You give yourself room to grow.

Lily

My body is detoxing after years of one night stands. They don't make gum or a patch for this Ted, but hey, billion dollar idea alert.

Barney