How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers" Quotes

Barney: Zha Zha Gabor still looks good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: I'm gonna die alone. Ted's gonna be eaten by cats!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: One word. Made up. Douchepocalypse!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Marshall: So, funny thing about Willem Dafoe. His name sounds like it's being spoken by a frog, then a parrot. Willem. DA-FOE! Willem. DA-FOE!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: Ted, you are out of the gang FOREVER!
Ted: I'll see you guys tomorrow?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Aww ... Lilllly ... babieeeeees!
Barney: I hope Ted is miserable right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: You leave me no choice. If you have a daughter, the MINUTE she turns 18 ... GONNNNNNNNNG!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: Rule #83. If anything coming out of that child's mouth lands on me, I get to touch Lily's boobs.
Marshall: Dude, what is it with you and my wife's boobs tonight?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: [thinking while reading poetry] I sound kind of douchey. I can't stop myself!
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: [to Ted] Marisa Heller ... she sounds hot. Describe. Face, hair, boobs? Start with boobs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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