How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese" Quotes
Robin: Fun fact. Each year my mom has Easter tea with her friend named Bunny. Okay not that fun.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: Do I get a vote? Skank lane! Skank lane!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Who wants a party hat? Look I'm a bird! Let's all be birds!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: The camera loves me Robin - more than loves me the camera lusts me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do me as I lie there with my eyes closed.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Marshall: Two months - my balls were blu - blu!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture - I don't know why, just ask God.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Barney: I've always looked drop dead stone cold amazing - unlike Marshall who always looked dead, stoned, and cold.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Oh Ted, here's another fun little trivia game it's called - name that bitch.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Lily: Let's take a little walk down random skank lane.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Ted, you were supposed to bring a cheesecake, but instead you bring two grocery bags and a woman we've never scene before.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10