How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray" Quotes
Barney: Crazy stories are my thing! You have architecture, Marshall has the law, Lily has art, Robin has pleasing me sexually. You all have a passion that drives you. Well if I have a passion it's taking life and turning it into a series of crazy stories. If you can do that without me, then I don't even know who I am anymore.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: He's looking for Lily. Should I give him her number?
Marshall: Yeah we've already discussed it. It's four million dollars cash.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Ted: Oh boy that was a crazy story.
Barney: Oh boy, yeah I remember.
Ted: You weren't there.
Barney: Ted, bubala, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ted: That's weird, I have a message.
Marshall: That's weird, you still have an answering machine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 4