How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail" Quotes

Ted: Kids, don't drink tequila.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Show me chicken wings!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lily: Hey I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: We need to get these bitches drunk!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Excuse me waitress? I'll have a mojito and you'll have a no seat ho!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: The stink eye walk by? oh hell no! I hope this drink isn't teething because it's about the get nursed.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 8
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