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Kids, don't drink tequila.

Ted

Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?

Ted

I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.

Ted

Show me chicken wings!

Barney

Hey I dare you guys to dare us to make out.

Lily

We need to get these bitches drunk!

Robin

Excuse me waitress? I'll have a mojito and you'll have a no seat ho!

Lily

The stink eye walk by? oh hell no! I hope this drink isn't teething because it's about the get nursed.

Robin
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 22 Quotes

Excuse me waitress? I'll have a mojito and you'll have a no seat ho!

Lily

The stink eye walk by? oh hell no! I hope this drink isn't teething because it's about the get nursed.

Robin
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