You smeared the Pu name.

Marshall

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• Added: February 02, 2010

Ok, let me try to Canada this up for ya, eh?

Lily

• Permalink: Ok, let me try to Canada this up for ya, eh?
• Added: February 02, 2010

Jim, there's nothing routine about the way I get down.

Barney

• Permalink: Jim, there's nothing routine about the way I get down.
• Added: February 02, 2010

Ted: Like I'm totally going to sit my kids down and talk to them about the time Barney nailed seven chicks in a row.
Future Ted: Am I a bad dad?

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• Added: February 02, 2010

Ted, jeez, when are you gonna get your life together?

Marshall

• Permalink: Ted, jeez, when are you gonna get your life together?
• Added: February 02, 2010

Barney's boss: I know this week has been tough on you.
Barney: I barely slept.

• Permalink: I know this week has been tough on you. I barely slept.
• Added: February 02, 2010

Thanks Jim, I couldn't have done it without my teammates.

Barney

• Permalink: Thanks Jim, I couldn't have done it without my teammates.
• Added: February 02, 2010

My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.

Robin

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• Added: February 02, 2010

Whatever girl I'm pointing to right now - I am going home with her tonight.

Barney

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• Added: February 02, 2010

And not a single fatty - that's impressive.

Jim Nantz

• Permalink: And not a single fatty - that's impressive.
• Added: February 02, 2010

That woman nursing a Black Russian is about to chase it with a White American!

Barney

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• Added: February 02, 2010