How I Met Your Mother

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You smeared the Pu name.

Marshall

Ok, let me try to Canada this up for ya, eh?

Lily

Jim, there's nothing routine about the way I get down.

Barney

Ted: Like I'm totally going to sit my kids down and talk to them about the time Barney nailed seven chicks in a row.
Future Ted: Am I a bad dad?

Ted, jeez, when are you gonna get your life together?

Marshall

Barney's boss: I know this week has been tough on you.
Barney: I barely slept.

Thanks Jim, I couldn't have done it without my teammates.

Barney

My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.

Robin

Whatever girl I'm pointing to right now - I am going home with her tonight.

Barney

And not a single fatty - that's impressive.

Jim Nantz

That woman nursing a Black Russian is about to chase it with a White American!

Barney
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes

My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.

Robin

And not a single fatty - that's impressive.

Jim Nantz
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