How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 14: "The Perfect Week" Quotes
You smeared the Pu name.Marshall
Ok, let me try to Canada this up for ya, eh?Lily
Jim, there's nothing routine about the way I get down.Barney
Ted: Like I'm totally going to sit my kids down and talk to them about the time Barney nailed seven chicks in a row.
Future Ted: Am I a bad dad?
Ted, jeez, when are you gonna get your life together?Marshall
Barney's boss: I know this week has been tough on you.
Barney: I barely slept.
Thanks Jim, I couldn't have done it without my teammates.Barney
My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.Robin
Whatever girl I'm pointing to right now - I am going home with her tonight.Barney
And not a single fatty - that's impressive.Jim Nantz
That woman nursing a Black Russian is about to chase it with a White American!Barney