How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp" Quotes

Barney: Barney Stinson has to do what's right for Barney Stinson's penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks.
 • Rating: Unrated
Robin: Bottom line Vito a lot of strip clubs are into my client. If you want The Melon Patch to be in the mix we're gonna need bigger melons and smaller patches. Otherwise your establishment is not where Barney Stinson is going to pitch his tent.
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 3
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