How I Met Your Mother

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Barney Stinson has to do what's right for Barney Stinson's penis.

Barney

I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks.

Barney

Bottom line Vito a lot of strip clubs are into my client. If you want The Melon Patch to be in the mix we're gonna need bigger melons and smaller patches. Otherwise your establishment is not where Barney Stinson is going to pitch his tent.

Robin
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How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 7 Quotes

Bottom line Vito a lot of strip clubs are into my client. If you want The Melon Patch to be in the mix we're gonna need bigger melons and smaller patches. Otherwise your establishment is not where Barney Stinson is going to pitch his tent.

Robin

I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks.

Barney