How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother "The Window" Quotes

Student: You just wrote "Maggie" on the board?
Ted: Oh. That? No. It stands for: Make ... adjustments ... go ... get it energized!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Student: We get you for the full hour.
Ted: Oh come on. Who really wants to sit here and listen to me blab about bridges for an hour? [hands go up; Ted is moved] Really?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: [on phone] Ten minutes and the window's closed.
Ted: What? Ten minutes?!
Barney: Because we're bros.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Marshall: I work for Goliath National Bank, the most evil place in history!
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Old Marshall: It's not that the wings are too hot, it's that I already had wings earlier. Much earlier.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: I forgot what it feels like to chase the real thing but I think I'm ready again.
Barney: Yeah...let me tell you were I'm at.. I want to have sex with a girl so I can take off these overalls.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: I've been in love with her for five years.
Ted: I've been in love with her for twelve years.
Barney: I've been in these overalls for an hour and a half.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney [to random girl]: Hey.
Robin: Oh, he's not saying hello, he's just telling you what he feeds his horses. Oh man, I could sit here and make "you look like a farmer" jokes all night. Challenge accepted.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney [about Marshall's overalls]: No one, I mean no one could get laid wearing these. Challenge accepted. I, Barney Stinson, of sound mind and amazing body will wear these overalls until have sex with a woman.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Ted: I sent a cab with a female driver so she would have no other male interaction until she came to me.
Barney: Where she will still have no interaction with a man. What up? I feel good tonight. Tonight's gonna be good.
 • Rating: Unrated

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