How To Make It In America

How To Make It In America Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 5: "Mofongo"

Tim: What are you gonna do at home? Live vicariously through a real housewife of who gives a f**k?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kappo: It's my pleasure Kiersten.
Kristen: I'm Kristen.
Kappo: Yeah!
Kristen: You said Kiersten.
Kappo: F**kin' love you girl!
 • Rating: Unrated

Rene: You know you keep talkin' that s**t, I'm gonna smack a dress out of you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kappo: Wow total disrespect for the Dom. I gotta respect that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kappo: Young Gekko, call me Young Gekko!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tim: I'm gonna Coppola the s**t out of this place. I'm gonna put all these hipsters to work for me making wine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lulu: He runs on weed dealer time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rene: Rasta Monsta is for the children.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: One night in New York is like a month in St. Louis time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kiersten: Those neanderthals are F the F up!
Kristen: So dirty, but you know what? I kind of love it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 4: "It's Not Even Like That"

Kappo: When I was little I used to dream Dr. Huxtable would adopt me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Domingo: Fam, it's not even like that.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lulu: You smell like my father. We need to take a shower.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: I've got a couch with your name on it, should you ever need it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kappo: You can't live in an imaginary world and find something real.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rene: You're a good woman and you give a hell of a wake up call.
 • Rating: Unrated

Domingo: What time do you guys need me to get my Zoolander on?
Ben: Ten?
Domingo: A.M.?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: I gotta be at work in thirty minutes.
Domingo: You see that's why I'm self employed. I'm already at the office.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "Money, Power, Private School"

Rene: Sometimes I feel like God doesn't want me to win legitimately.
 • Rating: Unrated

Everton Thompson: What the f**k is a rasta monsta?
Wilfredo: I'm the Rasta Monsta motha f**ka!
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite "How To Make It In America" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!