Robin: I do need you to go see Karen Bender in legal.
Rachel: Uh,OK.
Robin: She's going to tell you that you're fired...cute shoes.

Ben: Hey you want me to hold on to this for you?
Kappo: No I don't! That's my bubby's.

When you're young you have ideas and no money. When your old you have money and no ideas.

Yosi

I used to look at it like it was mocking me. Tonight I feel like I got a shot.

Ben

Those aren't even real dreads. They ain't rasta they imposta.

Rene

You never knew anybody who got brought in for questioning?

Cam

Cam: Are all Israelis Jewish?
Ben: I don't know.
Cam: That's your motherland right there. How you not know about your peoples?

Ben: You're married?
Nancy: Yes of course.

What are you gonna do at home? Live vicariously through a real housewife of who gives a fuck?

Tim

Kappo: It's my pleasure Kiersten.
Kristen: I'm Kristen.
Kappo: Yeah!
Kristen: You said Kiersten.
Kappo: Fuckin' love you girl!

You know you keep talkin' that shit, I'm gonna smack a dress out of you.

Rene

Wow total disrespect for the Dom. I gotta respect that.

Kappo

How To Make It In America Quotes

When you're young you have ideas and no money. When your old you have money and no ideas.

Yosi

Gentleman to our sons may they have hot mothers and rich fathers.

David