How To Make It In America

How To Make It In America Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 8: "Never Say Die"

Ben: Do you have a passport Cam?
Cam: No not yet, but I will get one. Plus I know this dude who sells airline miles for cheap.
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Rene: It is what it is - if I go down, you go down.
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Ben's friend: Yo Donald - don't trust nobody not even Mickey.
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David: The secret is not get rich quick - the secret is to get rich slow and appreciate it.
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Julie: I'm fine - got a few Rasta Monstas for me?
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Rachel: Alright, good talk.
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Rachel: Or maybe for the first time in a while, I am finally getting it.
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David: Things come and go - money comes and go, tee-shirts come and go. Sometimes there are greater forces at work than we are aware of. You just gotta role with those f**king punches.
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Eddie: Is this a happy call or a sad call?
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Ben: Are you sneaking out?
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Season 1 Episode 7: "Keep On Truckin'"

Rene: Guys like that don't understand guys like us.
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Rene: Yeah he is my parole officer - I wish I was joking, but I'm not.
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Rachel: Are you s**tting us?
Daren: No I am not s**tting you.
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Cam: You know you are an animal, right?
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Cam: Crisp is a brand.
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Eddie: God it's so phallic I love it.
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Rene's business partner: We're not gangsters, we're not thugs - we are Jews.
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Cam: I could use some Jewish muscle with me.
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Season 1 Episode 6: "Good Vintage"

Cam: Let's get dirty kid!
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David: We dated briefly, but she said I was too Jewy.
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