Tanya: Are those your kids?
Charlie: So she says.
I watched the ball fly and I watched it fade, and everything stopped. And as home grew closer and my team waited there for me to cross the plate I realized...that my shoulder was f*cking killing me.Ray
You never notice guys like me and now guys like me...we rule the fuckin' world.Ronnie
Ray: You ever think Ron, maybe she's allergic to you?
Ronnie: Fuck you!
Jessica: Don't you wanna know why I'm unhappy?
Ray: You're unhappy?
I'm a person, not an ATM machine.Francis
I peed on home plate, I'm not a vandal.Damon
You wanna know what I think? I think if there was an apocalypse, and that guy and his kid crossed my path, and I was hungry, I would hunt them down, and I would rip them limb from limb, and I would sautÃˆ them with some kale and a light white wine sauce. And then I would take the kid's skull and I would wear it, so that everyone would think twice before they crossed me. Then I would take the dad's bones and I would design an accessory line that I would sell from a bombed out Macy's, because that's what's gonna happen to people who try to take what's mine. When the apocalypse comes, I'll be fine. What about all of you?Lenore
Jessica: I didn't finish the book.
Lenore: Nobody cares Jess. Just nod and say "it's lyrical."
We're all cultural tourists. I just fucked an artsy white lady...check.Charlie
Ray: Hummus means chick pea in Arabic.
Mrs. Koontz: Oh my God, I can't believe I fucked such an idiot.
This is Arab hummus, Ray. Arabs can't make hummus for sh*t.Mrs. Koontz