Hung

Hung Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 7: "The Middle East Is Complicated"

Jessica: I didn't finish the book.
Lenore: Nobody cares Jess. Just nod and say "it's lyrical."
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: We're all cultural tourists. I just f**ked an artsy white lady...check.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: Hummus means chick pea in Arabic.
Mrs. Koontz: Oh my God, I can't believe I f**ked such an idiot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Koontz: This is Arab hummus, Ray. Arabs can't make hummus for sh*t.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Koontz: He has this at home, but he prefers dirty whores!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jessica's Mom: Where will baby sleep? I don't want to live in garage!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tanya: Charlie, Mike doesn't even know he's a prostitute.
Charlie: Ho always know it's a ho.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "Beaverland"

Tanya: Chair of cinema studies, bull-sh*t. I'm a f*cking baller, Mom.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tanya: I know it's not your style, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it...considering how much I paid for it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: Once an eagle scout, always an eagle scout.
Jessica: You were never an eagle scout.
Ray: Clearly I got my beaver trap merit badge.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jessica: What do you think?
Ray: Well if you saw a beaver, you saw a beaver.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lanore: Did Tanya put anti-Lanore ideas in your head?
 • Rating: Unrated

Darby: Where did it go, beaverland?
Damon: Maybe one of your fat friends ate it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 5: "A Man, A Plan"

Tanya: The paper bag thing... it's for the birds.
 • Rating: Unrated

Patty: This one time I was on a diet pill and I stayed up for 67 hours... I lost three pounds.
 • Rating: Unrated

Damon: I was thinking maybe I should take out the part about the gum, but I'm not sure.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tanya: I myself was involved in a program, Poets In Schools. It's kinda like blood... for the soul.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: What do you always say?
Mike: I wanna f*%k Rhonda Barr?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: One kid wrote 'I hate Mr. Hunt with a passion that burns like a thousand suns.
Ray: That's teaching. Some kids are gonna hate earth science no matter what you do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 4: "Sing It Again, Ray"

Random Poet: And that right there my friends, is the United States of America. The red. The white. And the green, baby. USA.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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