Favorite Hung Quotes
Chair of cinema studies, bull-sh*t. I'm a f*cking baller, Mom.
Tanya
Tanya: I came to return Horny Patty.
Lenore: Thanks, but this is my dog now... Horny Patrick.
Your vagina is like a car battery. You've got to keep it charged.
Lenore
Out or curiosity, did Jacob have any pubic hair? Because I do. And I actually feel you're about to start a brush fire.
Pierce
Tanya: When I was a child, I was really prolific. My adolescence was ah, so fertile. I hemorrhaged words.
Pierce: So what stopped the bleeding?
Tanya: I think it was my mother.
For a lot of women, happiness and sex are the same.
Tanya
(voice-over while making love to Jemma) It was just me and her making out in my tent with the wind howling outside. It felt different this time. It felt real.... which is why waking up next to that pile of cold hard cash felt like such a kick in the gut.
Ray
Tanya: Hi, mom. I'm feeling kinda lonely.
Tany's mother: Are you in the hospital? Never call me this late unless you're in the hospital.
Tanya: It's 8:30.
Women are not just poultry. You can't just grab.
Tanya
Basketball is more important than art.
Ray
Tanya: How come you never called me after that first night? I mean, other than you think that I come too much.
Ray: I think you come perfect. I... I think you come just right.
Tanya: Thanks.
I was a vegetarian once, and then I realized that if fish was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for Pierce.
Pierce
