Favorite Hung Quotes
Patty: Well, having sex with that guy [Ray] is like doing coke. It's expensive, but you really want it, so you buy it and then you get this huge awesome rush.
Tanya: That's a good thing, right? A huge awesome rush.
Patty: But then you come down from your high and you're broke and you feel even lonelier and more pathetic than you did before and you wanna kill yourself.
Ray, I don't think it sounds right when you say, 'My kid's a gay.' Just, 'My kid's gay.
Tanya
(making a sales pitch) I know the economy is collapsing, But heck, when you look back at your life, do you really want to say to yourself, 'Damn it! I was such a fuddy-duddy. I never once paid for sex. Not even once.'
Tanya
Lenore: Listen, not all women can come from just dick alone.
Ray: I haven't heard any complaints.
Lenore: That you know of.
You don't need to like the lady. You just need to... like the cash.
Lenore
Lenore: I'm taking a little survey. Can you have an orgasm from just cock or do you need a guy to go down on you to get off?
Jessica: I can't answer that.
Lenore: I've asked a bunch of my clients. Seems like the ratio is 60-40 tongue to dick. Well?
Jessica: Tongue helps.
I was a vegetarian once, and then I realized that if fish was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for Pierce.
Pierce
Horny Patty: Oh, I'm having a good time.
Ray: Good.
Horny Patty: Let's fuck.
Ray: Well.
Horny Patty: That's something else I never say. God it's sounds so great.
Ray: Shit, you can say it again if you want to.
Just because Ronnie can't buy you a car doesn't mean I can't.
Ray
(to Ray) I divorced a boy to marry a man.
Jessica
Tanya: You mean, Patty the proofreader?
Lenore: Yeah, she's the horniest woman I've ever met. Doing it right there at her desk.
Tanya: No, she was not. She was concentrating.
Lenore: Yeah, concentrating on getting fucked.
Tanya: We're friends, right?
Ray: Strange friends.
