What proof do I have that you're a good pimp, Tanya?

Ray

(voice-over) There are moments in your life when you realize God is joking. He's up there. Hell, maybe She's up there, laughing her head off. Either way, you're fucked.

Ray

I used to have a family. I used to have a wife, kids, a house, a job. Now, well, now I have my dick. A dick and a dream. If that's not the American way, what is?

Ray

Tanya: Don't you wanna bring happiness to the world on some level?
Ray: Sure. But for now, I'll settle for employment.

Although we sell dick, and not cars, we could learn a lot from Diego Rivera.

Lenore

(to Ray) You ever been in a threesome? Everyone I've ever been in, the other two people screw while all I do is bring them water.

Tanya

Donut? You think I need a donut? Read the fuckin' sign lady. This is the Donut Hole!

Prostitute

Grandma: And the girl masturbates too much. Very loud.
Grandma's Friend: I did notice the girl had big muscular fingers.

Claire: So you really have had sex with a pregnant woman before?
Ray: Yeah... a lot.

Jessica: All I'm saying is that I'm pretty good at knowing how to use my feminine wiles.
Damon: Gross.

I am tougher than I look... I mean, mentally.

Tanya

Look, T-Brain, this is your problem. You over-think. If you want sex, look in the sex ads. It's Pimp 101.

Lenore

Hung Quotes

It's been a rough couple of years. Real rough.

Ray

I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere. Now all I do is try not to drown. When did life become something you buy?

Ray

Hung Music

  Song Artist
Have Mercy Loretta Lynn iTunes
How Long Do I Have to Wait for You? Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings iTunes