Favorite Hung Quotes
What proof do I have that you're a good pimp, Tanya?
Ray
(voice-over) There are moments in your life when you realize God is joking. He's up there. Hell, maybe She's up there, laughing her head off. Either way, you're fucked.
Ray
I used to have a family. I used to have a wife, kids, a house, a job. Now, well, now I have my dick. A dick and a dream. If that's not the American way, what is?
Ray
Tanya: Don't you wanna bring happiness to the world on some level?
Ray: Sure. But for now, I'll settle for employment.
Although we sell dick, and not cars, we could learn a lot from Diego Rivera.
Lenore
(to Ray) You ever been in a threesome? Everyone I've ever been in, the other two people screw while all I do is bring them water.
Tanya
Donut? You think I need a donut? Read the fuckin' sign lady. This is the Donut Hole!
Prostitute
Grandma: And the girl masturbates too much. Very loud.
Grandma's Friend: I did notice the girl had big muscular fingers.
Claire: So you really have had sex with a pregnant woman before?
Ray: Yeah... a lot.
Jessica: All I'm saying is that I'm pretty good at knowing how to use my feminine wiles.
Damon: Gross.
I am tougher than I look... I mean, mentally.
Tanya
Look, T-Brain, this is your problem. You over-think. If you want sex, look in the sex ads. It's Pimp 101.
Lenore