Lenore: Can I get two equals please?
Tanya: I'm not the waiter, Lenore.
Lenore: Great.

We are selling a lifestyle. Tucson is the gateway to dick. Have some f*cking class.

Lenore

I like working on the nursery and getting screwed everyday.

Claire

You were happy teenager because you were a slut.

Grandma

A date night with your kids...and your ex-mother in law, and some random Polish lady.

Ray

Tanya: You think I could use your restroom?
Francis: There's a Starbucks right down the road.

Darby: Do you ever wonder what kind of guy Dad would be like in high school? Paul Kosenevick.
Ray: What? Pauly K? I was never a shortstop.

Damon: Pauly K calls me Gaymon.
Ray: What? Well that kid just got benched.

Tanya: Frankly, 40% is too high of a commission for you.
Lenore: Frankly, I think 0% is too high of a commission for you, Tanya.

Jessica: As you know, I'm not easy to be married to.
Ray: You were okay.

It's the ass crack of dawn, I'm not a marine.

Lenore

Tanya: I think I can see what he was going for. The plate of home, a place called home. He was releasing his anger in a non-violent way.
Ray: He was releasing alright...I don't know about anger.

Hung Quotes

It's been a rough couple of years. Real rough.

Ray

I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere. Now all I do is try not to drown. When did life become something you buy?

Ray

Hung Music

  Song Artist
Have Mercy Loretta Lynn iTunes
How Long Do I Have to Wait for You? Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings iTunes