Favorite In Plain Sight Quotes
(Closing voice-over) I yearn for blind devotion - unthinking, unwavering - a cause, a thing, a principle worthy of absolute loyalty. A truth self-medicating, a love unabating, something - anything - to which I relinquish all personal responsibility. Semper Fi, 'Til Death Do Us Part', In Nomine Patris, Let's Go Mets. To the true believers, the lucky few, of thee I sing.
Mary Shannon
Mary: Don't get me wrong, I like Abigail. I do.
Marshall: You hide it well.
I'm not a team player, Stan. And that's a direct quote from last year's performance appraisal.
Mary
Rabbi: Families are like puzzles, they fit together in a certain way, and when one of the pieces are missing it throws everything off.
Mary: Okay, is there a point in there somewhere?
Rabbi: The point? The point is I find people Mary, all kinds of people, no matter how long they have been gone, I find them. So just in case...
Kids, I don't see the upside.
Mary
I've kissed more girls than this guy.
Mary
Mary texted me. I never should have taught her that angry emoticon.
Marshall
Everybody fakes it. Pretending to like a friend's spouse, feigning interest in the ozone or Christmas carols at the door. Just to seem somehow smarter or nicer, kinder, funnier. It's like we all want to be Canadians or something.
Mary
Just so we're clear, if you tell any of them anything I will move you and your family so fast it will make your tiara spin.
Mary
Beth: This is where the cheerleaders sit.
Mary: Ah, explains the hives.
In my experience, holding out for closure does nothing but prolong the pain. Stoics got it right. Lance the boil, rip off the bandaid, man up and get on with it.
Mary
Marshall: It's got 140,000 mile on it.
Mary: It's road tested. Durable.
Marshall: Or seen through another lens, a candidate for the junkyard.
