Favorite In Plain Sight Quotes
Stan: Mary, Congratulations...
Mary: I had sex. It worked. So.
Mom, are we seriously going to have this warm and fuzzy catch up in front of all these other weeble wobbles?
Mary
Don't let Norah lose her father just because once upon a time you lost yours.
Marshall
Major Provo: Well, according to Sue he's been battling insomnia, emotional detachment, disproportionate outbursts of anger. Guess what those are symptoms of.
Marshall: Pregnancy?
Mary: All I'm thinking now is how I could eat my body weight in blue corn enchiladas, soft beef tacos, and I want to say a side of sauerkraut?
Provo: Sure, who doesn't enjoy Mexican with a side of sauerkraut.
(Thinking to herself) People talk too much, people think too much. We're all village idiots enamored with our shadows, oblivious to the setting sun.
Mary
Mary: Man of honor? That's not an oxymoron.
Marshall: Technically, no.
Mary: It's a something moron though, I'm pretty sure.
Now he's in town for an air conditioning convention. Wow, there's no way to make that sound sexy.
Mary
Conmen. They don't just take your money. They rob you of your dignity. They leave you poor, wide eyed and stupid on the side of the road. And if you think there's a chance in hell this son of a bitch could up and whistle a different tune, I've got a seaside condo in Beirut I'd like to tell you about.
Mary
What did you want him to do, write you a musical?
Mary
Marshall: Maintaining such a dim view of humanity, isn't it exhausting?
Mary: That's why they make energy drinks.
And finally, I'm ready to put my gun in your lock box.
Marshall
