Popular In Plain Sight Quotes
Stan: Mary, I've let this slide long enough waiting for the exact right moment to bring up the elephant in the room. Hmm. I did not just say that.
Mary: Well, it seems like you did.
Stan: Mary, Congratulations...
Mary: I had sex. It worked. So.
Mary: Now you're running around like some sort of munchkin PI because Brandi thinks I mad at her?
Peter: Pretty much.
For the record, just because my boobs are so big that Dolly Parton can sue for silhouette infringement doesn't mean I'm this delicate flower or some porcelain doll.
Mary
Mom, are we seriously going to have this warm and fuzzy catch up in front of all these other weeble wobbles?
Mary
Single mothers are super heroes but I don't want to be one.
Mary
I have no idea on what it takes to make a good parent but I've got a pretty good handle on what it takes to make a bad one.
Mary
It's one baby. I'm not having puppies.
Mary
The sign of a healthy compromise. Everybody's pissed.
Stan
A child is going to be who a child is going to be.
Mary
"For two days I sweated through sweat pants which is harder than it sounds."
Marshall
Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.
