Popular In Plain Sight Quotes
So that community protection? What are they, off nights?
Mary
Evita? Great, she got her hooker name in summer stock.
Mary
I've got Delia scouring Monster.com for butter churning gigs.
Mary
That was Granny's gone wild, knitting, porno weirdness.
Mary
Brandi: Do you have any pictures of Dad?
Mary: I can dig up one of his wanted posters.
Perfect is overrated. Put that in Latin and it's the Shannon family motto.
Mary
Great, our witness is Archie Bunker except, you know, not funny.
Marshall
Look, we're stuck in 1985. Daddy can't deal with his gay son. All I need now are my acid wash jeans and a scrunchie.
Mary
I'm with you every day. If you're having a baby, trust me, we're having a baby
Marshall
I tried to tell you, old candy from the bottom of the beauty shop bowl, never a good idea.
Marshall
Marshall: Besides I don't mind hanging out with Vic.
Mary: Of course you don't. He's a pint size you with a killer tan.
Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.