Sometimes there is truth to a lie... Sometimes the mask that you weare reveals more than the face that lies beneath. Because the person you are pretending to be becomes the person you are.

Mary

Marshall: Maintaining such a dim view of humanity, isn't it exhausting?
Mary: That's why they make energy drinks.

Conmen. They don't just take your money. They rob you of your dignity. They leave you poor, wide eyed and stupid on the side of the road. And if you think there's a chance in hell this son of a bitch could up and whistle a different tune, I've got a seaside condo in Beirut I'd like to tell you about.

Mary

I'm not a team player, Stan. And that's a direct quote from last year's performance appraisal.

Mary

OK. What's going to get you out of my house the fastest?

Mary

Now he's in town for an air conditioning convention. Wow, there's no way to make that sound sexy.

Mary

And finally, I'm ready to put my gun in your lock box.

Marshall

Bad guys always have the best food.

Mary

One man's slice of heaven is another man's hell hole.

Mary

The Amish, super crappy cell service.

Mary

Mary: One more thing...
Marshall: I'm not giving you my pie.
Mary: Hoarder.
Marshall: Glutton.

Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.

In Plain Sight Quotes

One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.

Mary

Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.