We needed a father not a stalker.

Mary

Where are we going? The mixed metaphor store?

Mary

The less your around, the more dirt I get on you.

Abigail

You don't have to talk to anyone but if you do you have to talk to me.

Marshall

Four in the morning hair is not your best look.

Mary

Every time you think you've reached the finish line, the gun goes off again.

Mary

Father: Who the hell are you?
Mary: A sleep deprived mom with a Glock and a itchy trigger finger.

Mary: Is it long enough to be sure?
Marshall: For you or for me?

Bette Midler signing up for the WITSEC tour or is he going solo?

Mary
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