Unfair and inconvenient as it may be, you're a target.

Marshall

Marshall: What's that?
Mary: Sandwich.
Marshall: No, what's the other thing?
Mary: Starter sandwich.

I'd like to get reacquainted with my toes.

Mary

First off you didn't buy your dress at a pawn shop and Peter's best man is his father, not his get away driver.

Mary

Ronnie: God, I've missed this town.
Marshall: It's a city.
Ronnie: Albuquerque? Keep telling yourself that.

Dead juror. That is not great.

Ronnie

We're not safe. We're trapped.

Stan

He kicked. She? I'm going to go with it.

Mary

Mary texted me. I never should have taught her that angry emoticon.

Marshall

Look, whatever you're going to do I have total faith that it will be the right thing for you and everyone but it's hard for me to stand here and go on about being here for Grace no matter what without making it clear that the same thing goes for you, times ten.

Marshall

I was going to take you bungee jumping. I have a coupon.

Mark

Seriously, look at his face. It looks like a pug got tossed in the dryer.

Mary

In Plain Sight Quotes

One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.

Mary

Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.