I was on the right path all along. I just didn't know it.

Carlos

Family is never perfect. All it is really, is yours.

Mary

Little girl: He's not feeling too good. Pooped all over our energy garden.
Mary: Well, you've got an energy garden. You kind of had it coming.

Since taking an early retirement from the hubcap business, Carlos has gone a little hippie granola. In addition to his alpacanomics, he fancies himself a bit of a shaman.

Marshall

Stan: She buy it?
Marshall: I think so. She just hung up without a sarcastic comment.

"For two days I sweated through sweat pants which is harder than it sounds."

Marshall

A child is going to be who a child is going to be.

Mary

The sign of a healthy compromise. Everybody's pissed.

Stan

It's one baby. I'm not having puppies.

Mary

I have no idea on what it takes to make a good parent but I've got a pretty good handle on what it takes to make a bad one.

Mary

Single mothers are super heroes but I don't want to be one.

Mary

Mom, are we seriously going to have this warm and fuzzy catch up in front of all these other weeble wobbles?

Mary

In Plain Sight Season 4 Quotes

Marshall: Your claws are showing.
Mary: They don't retract.

F.I.S.T. Those Fugitive Investigative Strike Team guys know how to pick a sexy acronym.

Stan