Dee: Can we please get out of here, let's go.
Mac: Why?
Dee: Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird.
Charlie: That girl Sarah asked me too.
Dee: You're kidding?
Mac: What, no we can't go to the prom, that's pathetic.
Charlie: What do you mean we, who asked you?
Mac: Let's just go. Let's just go.

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Dee: I went out with tons of guys in high school.
Dennis: You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were twenty years old. Everyone was afraid of you.
Dee: No, they weren't.
Dennis: You looked like a monster!

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Megan: What's this?
Mac: That's a list of the doctors I'm going to kill.
Megan: There's two already crossed out.
Mac: Yeah, I know.

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So, you're not allowed to use birth control, but abortions are no problem?

Dee

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Dee: Did you use birth control?
Mac: Whoa, Dee. We went to Catholic school, so...
Dee: Okay, so, you're allowed to have premarital sex, but you're not allowed to use birth control?

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Dennis: I think all these chicks are gay.
Dee: Yeah, I don't know that they're gay; I think they can just smell how disgusting you are.

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First off Wade Boggs is very much alive.

Mac

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We're trying to do a Wade Boggs type thing.

Mac

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Dennis: How many beers can we order at once?
Flight Attendant: I'm not sure, no one's ever asked that.

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Wade Boggs is alive! He's in Tampa, Florida. He's in his early fifties.

Mac

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Wade Boggs had chicken right before every game, that's why they called him chicken-man.

Charlie

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During the turbulence, she giggled - leads me to believe she's a thrill seeker.

Dennis

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