It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I've kind of had trouble closing it with the waitress.
Charlie
We can make much money!
Charlie
I feel like he's the one who rescued me.
Dennis
Kim, hon, I'm detecting a little vibe from you - so why don't you come sit here.
Dennis
Dennis: I could find you oddly sexy.
Date: Excuse me?
Dennis: That was supposed to be, uh, a compliment.
He's engaging you physically.
Mac
Uh, well, don't talk about the system.
Dennis
Well it's a cock ring, for, uh, all my lovers.
Dee
Dennis: So do you come to these kind of things often, or?
Pro-Choice Woman: Are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?
if we could get in some pleasant banter and punctuate it with some witty jokes, we could be set.
Frank
Frank: So, what could we talk about?
Mac: A Creatin shit!
Of course there were other guys - I don’t like the way you asked that question. Switch with her!
Dennis